The Frozen Haven of Asherjuko is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Elaine Reynolds with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, prohibition of alcohol, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.979 billion Asherjukoans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jellybean Plaza. The average income tax rate is 79.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Asherjukoan economy, worth 553 trillion Jukocoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 92,603 Jukocoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elaine Reynolds's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, political spontaneity takes a lot of planning, and according to the latest national census as many as two-thirds of the respondents possibly consider 'violet' their favorite color. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asherjuko's national animal is the Maine Coon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Asherjuko is ranked 265,293^rd in the world and 259^th in Wintreath for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.71 kickbacks per hour.