The Greyscale Magi-Monk of Wintermoot is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Inric Nordrim Kestar with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and national health service. The compassionate, cheerful population of 23.846 billion Wintermootians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wintermoot City. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Wintermootian economy, worth a remarkable 4,745 trillion nothings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 199,022 nothings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer, citizens must have a license to operate a computer, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone, and asthmatics can now suffer the effects of polluting chimneys from further away than ever before. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wintermoot's national animal is the nothing, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wintermoot is ranked 254,462^nd in the world and 243^rd in Wintreath for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.74 kickbacks per hour.