The Empire of Azincorth is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, frequent executions, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 611 million Azincorthians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Azincorthian economy, worth 55.6 trillion Imperial Valors a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 90,969 Imperial Valors, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 343,005 per year while the poor average 16,810, a ratio of 20.4 to 1.

Napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations, the government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins, the government seizes all major gold finds, and cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azincorth's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Azincorth is ranked 129,989^th in the world and 167^th in Eurth for Safest, scoring 68.53 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.