The Parliamentary republic of Azov steel 2022 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Egor Taunder with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, infamous sell-swords, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.371 billion Azov people have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyiv. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Azovets economy, worth 706 trillion UAHS a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 209,441 UAHS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, road rage is rarer but more terminal now that many people drive fully-operational battle tanks to work, the nation's apology for those it has executed in the last year has come a little late for some, and everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azov steel 2022's national animal is the Nightingale, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Azov steel 2022 is ranked 290,129^th in the world and 79^th in NATO 2022 for Most Primitive, scoring -672.4 on the Scary Big Number Scale.