The Rogue Nation of Wandering To Nowhere is a small, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 23 million Nowhereans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.5%.

The powerhouse Nowherean economy, worth 1.78 trillion Todoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 77,600 Todoes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 361,355 per year while the poor average 9,994, a ratio of 36.2 to 1.

Kindergarten teachers with ankle-bracelets are closely supervised by their parole officers, convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, and the government has little issue with allowing its citizens to languish in foreign jails. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Wandering To Nowhere's national animal is the Unknown Fish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Wandering To Nowhere is ranked 186,687^th in the world and 48^th in NATO 2022 for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 920.86 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.