The Federation of Botsamplar is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 367 million Botsamplarians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 23.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Botsamplarian economy, worth 18.9 trillion euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 51,385 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

More than one company makes the board game Monopoly, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, and the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Botsamplarian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Botsamplar's national animal is the Glass Frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Botsamplar is ranked 151,929^th in the world and 1,917^th in the West Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 403.87 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.