Population | 8.618 billion |
Capital | Crusticant |
Leader | The Emperor of the Crusti |
Faith | Imperial Cult |
Currency | Credit |
Animal | Eagle |
The Empire of Nas Crustium is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Emperor of the Crusti with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.618 billion Crusti are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crusticant. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Crusti economy, worth a remarkable 5,695 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 660,841 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,114,183 per year while the poor average 6,912, a ratio of 884 to 1.
Film studios own the rights to actors' likenesses until the next millennium, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Credit charge on their phone bill, and the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nas Crustium's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Imperial Cult.
Nas Crustium is ranked 466th in the world and 6th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 202.28 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Nas Crustium, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
- : Following new legislation in Nas Crustium, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Credit charge on their phone bill.
- : Nas Crustium voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration Against Slavery and its Violence".
- : Nas Crustium voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Bycatch".
- : Following new legislation in Nas Crustium, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.
- : Following new legislation in Nas Crustium, film studios own the rights to actors' likenesses until the next millennium.
- : Following new legislation in Nas Crustium, it is often said that only The Emperor of the Crusti could bring down Dàguó.
- : Following new legislation in Nas Crustium, Crusticant's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen.
- : Following new legislation in Nas Crustium, infantry are nicknamed "mushrooms" because they get fed crap and are left in the dark.
- : Following new legislation in Nas Crustium, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
World Assembly
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