The Federal Republic of C123po is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The quiet, industrious population of 9.113 billion C123poans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government is primarily concerned with Healthcare, although Education, Environment, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. The average income tax rate is 66.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The C123poan economy, worth 380 trillion Dong a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,720 Dong, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. C123po's national animal is the Emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

C123po is ranked 214,901^st in the world and 3,089^th in the Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -92.03 on the Scary Big Number Scale.