Population | 16.335 billion |
Capital | Wellington |
Leader | King Matthew Hudson |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Dove |
The Constitutional Monarchy of Calponia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Matthew Hudson with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 16.335 billion Calponians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wellington. The average income tax rate is 66.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Calponian economy, worth a remarkable 2,797 trillion Dollars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 171,258 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Animated characters are allowed to stab each other but not hold hands, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Calponia will pay them to stop, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge, and Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Calponia's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.
Calponia is ranked 30,824th in the world and 14th in New Western Atlantic for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.36 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Calponia lost the position of New Western Atlantic WA Delegate to The Democratic States of Josephtan.
- : Following new legislation in Calponia, Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer.
- : Following new legislation in Calponia, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge.
- : Following new legislation in Calponia, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Calponia will pay them to stop.
- : Calponia lodged a message on the New Western Atlantic Regional Message Board.
- : Calponia seized the position of New Western Atlantic WA Delegate from The Democratic States of Josephtan.
- : Calponia was endorsed by The Republic of Matzerati12.
- : Calponia was endorsed by The Queendom of Dom 24.
- : Calponia was endorsed by The Republic of 11th Northern Polish division.
- : Calponia was endorsed by The Armed Republic of 7th Mechanized Brigade.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 9 » Josephtan, Laurennia, Bergonnia, Aestorn, New Luciannova, Secular Soverign Republics, Dukna, Ierna, and Diand.