The Apostolic Commonwealth of New Luciannova is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lucian Constantine Publis Pius Aurelius with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, national health service, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 11.877 billion New Luciannovans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Defense, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Constantine. The average income tax rate is 2.3%.

The frighteningly efficient New Luciannovan economy, worth a remarkable 4,432 trillion New Luciannovan Denarii a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 373,185 New Luciannovan Denarii, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break, the nation's gigantic air force is both respected and feared, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, and government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive. Crime is totally unknown. New Luciannova's national animal is the Awesome Possum, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

New Luciannova is ranked 16,249^th in the world and 15^th in New Western Atlantic for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,172.83 pounds of wildlife per square mile.