The Incorporated States of Capitalilism is a huge, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 246 million Capitalists are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Capitalilismian economy, worth 27.0 trillion Global Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 109,950 Global Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 465,551 per year while the poor average 16,775, a ratio of 27.8 to 1.

Most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, and home renovation shows are increasingly popular. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Capitalilism's national animal is the Wild Boar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Capitalilism is ranked 37,287^th in the world and 155^th in Europeia for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,778.86 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.