The Golden Mickey Mouse Republic of Disney Know it Alls is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its smutty television, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.883 billion Disney Know it Allsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Disney City. The average income tax rate is 80.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Disney Know it Allsian economy, worth 562 trillion Credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is 95,659 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Disney Know it Allsian Embarrassments, and all transmission towers have been temporarily diverted in order to establish dialogue with a comet. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Disney Know it Alls's national animal is the Mickey Mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Disney Know it Alls is ranked 10,403^rd in the world and 93^rd in Europeia for Nicest Citizens, with 32.35 average smiles per day.