The Eternal Confederacy of Casai is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Arnold Stacoa with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.606 billion Casis hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Sallows. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.5%.

The all-consuming Casaian economy, worth 158 trillion Eternal Confederate Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 98,734 Eternal Confederate Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

Ratings for sitcom reruns are often much higher than election debates, bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble, military spending is on the increase, and coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Casai's national animal is the Canalon Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Casai is ranked 30,400^th in the world and 77^th in Wintreath for Safest, scoring 109.05 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.