The Principality of Caxina is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by HSH Alexandre Pinheiro with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 10.723 billion Caxineiros have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porto. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Caxineiro economy, worth a remarkable 2,209 trillion Gaivotan Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 206,082 Gaivotan Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination", community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home, intoxicated AI mobile platforms are sometimes seen crashing through windows instead of being crashed by them, and people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caxina's national animal is the Gaivota, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of the Sea.

Caxina is ranked 3,136^th in the world and 5^th in Portugal for Safest, scoring 139.02 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.