The Confederacy of Cfdu1202 is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Chief with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 15.861 billion Cfdu1202ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cfdu1202 City. The average income tax rate is 31.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cfdu1202ian economy, worth a remarkable 4,158 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 262,209 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants. Crime is totally unknown. Cfdu1202's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cfdu1202 is ranked 85,827^th in the world and 28^th in Yggdrasil for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,475.41 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.