The Queendom of Taisarinja is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Her Supreme Eminence Queen Tucuxia with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, humorless population of 27.268 billion Taisarii are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tai'Kariin. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Taisarinjan economy, worth a remarkable 4,104 trillion tais a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 150,532 tais, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-tai treacle machine, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, and it's not only teenagers who mess around with fake IDs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Taisarinja's national animal is the Silver Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Sylphai.

Taisarinja is ranked 16,253^rd in the world and 37^th in Yggdrasil for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 9,861.08 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.