The Jagiellonian Union of Commonwealth States of Britania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Sigismund III and Palatine Varga with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, sprawling nuclear power plants, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 19.727 billion Jagiellonians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Education and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Buda. The average income tax rate is 3.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Jagiellonian economy, worth a remarkable 5,863 trillion Imperial Forints a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 297,209 Imperial Forints, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Epileptic patients switch their medications to whichever has a 'buy one get one free' offer, women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested, acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse, and photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Commonwealth States of Britania's national animal is the Turul, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Commonwealth States of Britania is ranked 41,953^rd in the world and 14^th in Pax Britannia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,032.45 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.