The Republic of CookieMcCookie is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its restrictive gun laws, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 200 million CookieMcCookieans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government prioritizes Administration, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda, while Defense and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 41.1%.

The strong CookieMcCookiean economy, worth 10.9 trillion cookies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,629 cookies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Translators are keen to explain feline MPs' claw and ordure policies, posh restaurants scatter glass fragments on the dining room floor to keep out barefoot undesirables, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, and a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CookieMcCookie's national animal is the cookie, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

CookieMcCookie is ranked 141,345^th in the world and 1,766^th in the West Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 602.74 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.