The Good Flag of Craiolia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Mor Boor with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, aversion to nipples, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, humorless population of 8.564 billion Craiolians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bandar. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Craiolian economy, worth a remarkable 1,732 trillion Craiols a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 202,300 Craiols, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, and the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Bandar. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Craiolia's national animal is the Green Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Craiolia is ranked 265,590^th in the world and 3,311^th in the West Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -8.85 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.