The Impractical Matriarchy of Eyluvmenia is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, aversion to nipples, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 675 million Luvs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of All-Knowing Sight Organ. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Luv economy, worth 89.1 trillion Bouncy Balls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,013 Bouncy Balls, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

It's a comma comma comma comma comma rebellion, expats return home to a government devoid of social and environmental agencies, turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats, and the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eyluvmenia's national animal is the Goblin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Eyluvmenia is ranked 270,007^th in the world and 3,779^th in the West Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 0.64 average smiles per day.