The Socialist Democratic State of Deustchlandz is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Amane Fujimiya with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, prohibition of alcohol, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 3.538 billion Alvadors are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edinburgh. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Deustchlandzian economy, worth 814 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 230,158 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people, the judicial system legislates morality, and human resources employees have time for hobbies as harassment is designated "high praise". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deustchlandz's national animal is the Flotilas, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Deustchlandz is ranked 290,030^th in the world and 116^th in The Kingdom of Great Britain for Most Primitive, scoring -674.25 on the Scary Big Number Scale.