The Tripartite of Wolfs Brigade is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Lobo Currumpāw with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 3.61 billion Lycans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Industry, although Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dusicyon Town. The average income tax rate is 42.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Howlish economy, worth 381 trillion €laws a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Gambling, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 105,647 €laws, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, burning members of the Order of Violet is the nation's favorite pastime, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, and the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Wolfs Brigade's national animal is the Great Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lycatholic.

Wolfs Brigade is ranked 252,300^th in the world and 88^th in The Kingdom of Great Britain for Most Primitive, scoring -159.14 on the Scary Big Number Scale.