The Incorporated States of Dibbleria is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dibbler with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed population of 18.489 billion Dibblerians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glod. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dibblerian economy, worth a remarkable 6,679 trillion diblerons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 361,242 diblerons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, and the prevalence of circular logic frequently renders parliamentary observers dizzy. Crime is totally unknown. Dibbleria's national animal is the weasel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Dibbleria is ranked 292,646^th in the world and 4,184^th in the Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -1034.66 on the Scary Big Number Scale.