The German Empire of Dostoaton is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Kaiser Georg Friedrich with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.915 billion Germans are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 38.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth 586 trillion Destche Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 119,426 Destche Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, the government funds large training centres to turn Golden Eagles into functioning members of society, and urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Dostoaton's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Protestant Christianity.

Dostoaton is ranked 110,733^rd in the world and 11^th in The Vincence Empire for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,407.53 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.