The Kingdom of Eloisa beans is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 807 million Eloisa beanens enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phlatypusville. The average income tax rate is 56.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Eloisa beansian economy, worth 24.5 trillion PlataBells a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 30,359 PlataBells, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lines of trenches demarcate the nation's borders, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love, and almost all products in Eloisa beans are hand-crafted due to strict employment laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eloisa beans's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Eloisa beans is ranked 68,577^th in the world and 1,598^th in the Rejected Realms for Safest, scoring 95.33 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.