The Jingoistic States of New French Nation is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 210 million New French Nationians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.8%.

The thriving New French Nationian economy, worth 16.5 trillion Francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,571 Francs, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses, red rinses are frequently applied to grey hair, teachers regularly paddle unruly students, and disputed territories across the Rejected Realms are being claimed by New French Nationian college students. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New French Nation's national animal is the rooster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

New French Nation is ranked 233,235^th in the world and 5,763^rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring -112.75 on the Scary Big Number Scale.