The Commonwealth of Eotria is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, democratic population of 246 million Eotrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 39.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Eotrian economy, worth 12.8 trillion Eotrian Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,904 Eotrian Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, gambling is outlawed, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, and the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eotria's national animal is the Eotiran Rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eotria is ranked 206,033^rd in the world and 2,597^th in the West Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -2.5 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.