The Republic of Estilonia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 325 million Estilonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stella. The average income tax rate is 10.9%.

The Estilonian economy, worth 18.5 trillion Estil Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,848 Estil Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

A sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly, and government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans. Crime is almost non-existent. Estilonia's national animal is the Estil Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Estilonia is ranked 76,663^rd in the world and 72^nd in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Most Primitive, scoring 32.4 on the Scary Big Number Scale.