The United Socialist States of Even newer Amsterdam is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed population of 725 million Even newer Amsterdamians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 66.4%.

The Even newer Amsterdamian economy, worth 42.2 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,246 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs, Lions are frequently shot for looking at people 'in a funny way', and scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied Lion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Even newer Amsterdam's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Even newer Amsterdam is ranked 40,354^th in the world and 536^th in the West Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 743.25 pounds of wildlife per square mile.