The People's Republic of Explodeingtnt is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Coach Sheen with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, parental licensing program, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 13.996 billion Explodingtntians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Industry, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beijing. The average income tax rate is 75.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Explodeingtntian economy, worth a remarkable 3,122 trillion yuan a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 223,098 yuan, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, for just a few extra yuan Explodingtntians can get new driving records with their new cars, and it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers. Crime is totally unknown. Explodeingtnt's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is None.

Explodeingtnt is ranked 155,743^rd in the world and 2,815^th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 340.12 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.