The Federal Republic of Deerp is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Sam Kurt with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, unlimited-speed roads, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.499 billion Deerpians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of deerp city. The average income tax rate is 83.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Deerpian economy, worth a remarkable 1,808 trillion Derps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 278,218 Derps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

It's always rabbit season, home education can sometimes be a load of bullocks, group hugs break out during floor votes, and Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame. Crime is totally unknown. Deerp's national animal is the dolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is E.

Deerp is ranked 67,282^nd in the world and 1,129^th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 3,529.02 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.