The Freeholder Monarchy of Fololavakia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Emilas with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.026 billion Fololavakians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jestevita. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fololavakian economy, worth 119 trillion Silvers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 116,237 Silvers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers', the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, homophobia is off the menu, and 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fololavakia's national animal is the European Golden Plover, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fololavakia is ranked 15,948^th in the world and 136^th in Europeia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 53.84 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.