The Freeholder Monarchy of Fololavakia is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Queen Emilas with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, prohibition of alcohol, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, cynical population of 884 million Fololavakians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jestevita. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Fololavakian economy, worth 104 trillion Silvers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 117,709 Silvers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sections of the police receive paramilitary training, vaccinations are mandatory, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, and sex changes are routinely performed at Fololavakia's hospitals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fololavakia's national animal is the European Golden Plover, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fololavakia is ranked 18,667^th in the world and 98^th in Europeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 90.98 law-abiding acts per hour.