The Foxo Kingdom of Foxotania is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Ronaldo with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 13.311 billion Foxos enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciudad de Zorro. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Foxotanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,698 trillion Paaviran Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 202,737 Paaviran Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Jennifer Government is a bestseller, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, a the Pacific Tourist Association survey has rated Foxotania #1 for number twos, and Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Foxotania's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Foxotania is ranked 289,039^th in the world and 4,098^th in the Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -576.78 on the Scary Big Number Scale.