The Eating Fried Dough of Monsierron is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Pink Floyd with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 10.4 billion Sierronians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atom Heart Town. The average income tax rate is 81.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sierronian economy, worth a remarkable 1,292 trillion Sierronian Pesos a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,250 Sierronian Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings", census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, and the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Monsierron's national animal is the Satchmo Condor, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Satchmoism.

Monsierron is ranked 255,574^th in the world and 3,583^rd in the Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -171.04 on the Scary Big Number Scale.