The Benevolent Empire of Galali is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Scrooge McDuck with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed population of 11.819 billion Galatians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arkdon. The average income tax rate is 81.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Galalian economy, worth a remarkable 1,481 trillion Dollarydoos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,362 Dollarydoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, the face of Scrooge McDuck is a permanent feature of the Arkdon skyline, and the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Galali's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Deism.

Galali is ranked 11,428^th in the world and 3^rd in Hive for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 10,510.06 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.