The Fedəration of A Puppet of My Nation is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Andy with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 12.479 billion APoMNians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Spirituality, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Defense are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Puppet Place. The average income tax rate is 38.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The APoMNian economy, worth 544 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,622 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

President Andy has just been declared ruler of A Puppet of My Nation in an international press conference, saying the word 'eggplant' is now a criminal offense, Christianity has been named as A Puppet of My Nation's national religion, and the police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A Puppet of My Nation's national animal is the American Shorthair cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

A Puppet of My Nation is ranked 115,038^th in the world and 72^nd in Hive for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,704.55 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.