The Commonwealth of Gemandjojos nation is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jack with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.726 billion Gemandjojos nationians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Healthcare, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dog City. The average income tax rate is 40.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Gemandjojos nationian economy, worth 118 trillion Doggoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Soda Sales, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,772 Doggoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Maximum security Gemandjojos nationian subway stations inspire prison systems around the world, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas, Dog is one of the most popular forenames in Gemandjojos nation, and anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gemandjojos nation's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dogs.

Gemandjojos nation is ranked 84,525^th in the world and 2,799^th in Lazarus for Most Primitive, scoring 23.45 on the Scary Big Number Scale.