The Grand Emirate of Juba is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Danial Chovy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 8.66 billion Jubans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Healthcare, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Danchovy Town. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Juban economy, worth 794 trillion Danchovies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 91,778 Danchovies, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

The wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, and young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Juba's national animal is the Timberwolf Rhino, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Juba is ranked 293,204^th in the world and 11,275^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 22.72 law-abiding acts per hour.