The Free Land of Greendot is a very large, safe nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 169 million Greendotians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 40.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Greendotian economy, worth 10.1 trillion Doobies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,789 Doobies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips, no one is quite sure what many government officials look like, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, and unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law. Crime is totally unknown. Greendot's national animal is the Meerkat.

Greendot is ranked 97,078^th in the world and 1,314^th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.37 law-abiding acts per hour.