The United States of HUElavia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Rafael Amorim dos Santos with a fair hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 19.217 billion HUElavians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Curumba. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient HUElavian economy, worth a remarkable 8,252 trillion Hueks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 429,440 Hueks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

People with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals, any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, and President Rafael Amorim Dos Santos reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes. Crime is totally unknown. HUElavia's national animal is the Jaguar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

HUElavia is ranked 292,816^th in the world and 4,195^th in the Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -1256.94 on the Scary Big Number Scale.