The Republic of Israeli cookies is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cynical population of 744 million Israeli cookiesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Finhin. The average income tax rate is 48.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Israeli cookiesian economy, worth 47.0 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,192 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Third world countries are rich in "I Love Finhin" t-shirts, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and skateparks can be found in every city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Israeli cookies's national animal is the white bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Israeli cookies is ranked 60,110^th in the world and 2,087^th in Lazarus for Most Primitive, scoring 46.48 on the Scary Big Number Scale.