The Anomalous States of Kittehz is a massive, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.116 billion Kittehzians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mewodia. The average income tax rate is 35.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Kittehzian economy, worth 50.8 trillion NyaBuxes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,501 NyaBuxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Where there's a will there is usually a password manager, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kittehz's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kittehz is ranked 148,038^th in the world and 4,868^th in Lazarus for Most Primitive, scoring -52.88 on the Scary Big Number Scale.