The People's Republic of Kologi is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Razno with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate population of 4.154 billion Kologians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kirie. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kologian economy, worth 891 trillion Hujs a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 214,500 Hujs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch, and fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kologi's national animal is the Folf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kologi is ranked 289,901^st in the world and 4,113^th in the Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -659.65 on the Scary Big Number Scale.