The Republic of Kosovo-Montenegro is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 125 million Kosovo-Montenegroans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. The average income tax rate is 8.3%.

The strong Kosovo-Montenegroan economy, worth 7.11 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 56,895 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Refugees from other nations are flocking to Kosovo-Montenegro's border, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, war vets look after war animals, and dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines'. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kosovo-Montenegro's national animal is the Balkin Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kosovo-Montenegro is ranked 192,761^st in the world and 1,048^th in Europeia for Safest, scoring 49.12 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.