The Federative Republic of Grande pudimland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by David Markov Pudimnator with a fair hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, ubiquitous missile silos, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.938 billion pudimlandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of São Pudimlland. The average income tax rate is 78.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient pudimlandian economy, worth 538 trillion Cas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 183,181 Cas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Disaster relief budgets are growing like wildfire, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, and what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Grande pudimland's national animal is the red leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Grande pudimland is ranked 21,089^th in the world and 109^th in Europeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 88.97 law-abiding acts per hour.