The Queendom of Lacie Isle is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Queen Zelda II with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and national health service. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.423 billion Lacie Isleans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Meggee. The average income tax rate is 75.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Lacie Islean economy, worth 263 trillion rupees a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,864 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, and the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Lacie Isle's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lacie Isle's national animal is the Red Snow Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Selunarianism.

Lacie Isle is ranked 228,276^th in the world and 78^th in Yggdrasil for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -4.34 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.