The Democratic Republic of Ladava is a large, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 76 million Ladavans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 40.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Ladavan economy, worth 2.11 trillion baht a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 27,821 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails, and the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ladava's national animal is the parrot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ladava is ranked 68,860^th in the world and 880^th in the West Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 617.32 pounds of wildlife per square mile.