The Heralds of Immolation of Laws and Bylaws is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Will Disenfranchise with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 38.647 billion Heralds of Immolation are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Filibuster. The average income tax rate is 57.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient chaos-born economy, worth an astonishing 10,485 trillion subpoenas a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 271,322 subpoenas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high, fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit, and Lawyer sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Laws and Bylaws's national animal is the lawyer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Laws and Bylaws is ranked 289,973^rd in the world and 4,121^st in the Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -639.68 on the Scary Big Number Scale.