The Bad Tempered Lagomorph of Krulltopia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by General Krull with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and national health service. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 43.046 billion Krulltopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Francograd. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The all-consuming Krulltopian economy, worth a remarkable 6,542 trillion Francoes a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 151,992 Francoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Protestors are soaking piles of Francoes in blood to make a point about government incomes, you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Francograd, and angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krulltopia's national animal is the Cyber Bunny, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Krulltopia is ranked 280,654^th in the world and 3,936^th in the Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -346.4 on the Scary Big Number Scale.